Tune: Frosty the Snowman
Jesus the Biscuit
Was a holy, wholesome meal;
All the grown-ups said he was made of bread,
But the Catholics know he's real!
Jesus the Biscuit:
How undignified he looks,
Now he's been impaled on a rusty nail
Through his two least favourite books.
Backstory here and then here.
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