Thursday, July 24, 2008


Tune: Frosty the Snowman

Jesus the Biscuit
Was a holy, wholesome meal;
All the grown-ups said he was made of bread,
But the Catholics know he's real!

Jesus the Biscuit:
How undignified he looks,
Now he's been impaled on a rusty nail
Through his two least favourite books.

Backstory here and then here.

1 comment:

FoldsFive said...

I'd read about the initial blasphemous cracker heist ("Grand Theft Eucharist", if you will) but wasn't aware of the furore the blog had caused..

Entertaining yet chilling reading. To think I'm forced to share the planet with some of these people.