A grammatical mnemonic

In this world there are many otherwise intelligent people who suffer an extraordinary mental defect:
Namely, the inability to differentiate between the words affect and effect.
Were I a drug-smuggler I would consider having some memory-enhancing steroid trafficked
In order to help these unfortunates remember when to use effict and when to use affict.

And I'll post a full update of my adventures when I've had time to write them up, and when I've escaped from the bicycle shop I'm being held prisoner in.